Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Monday, May 30, 2011

Emo Pete On Bike

Memorial Day 2011

Another year, another Memorial Day to celebrate. Thanks to all those in the armed forces for your service. I'm going to enjoy this holiday by getting paid to have a day off (banks closed) and go watch the Mariners play in the afternoon for some baseball action with a few good friends of mine.

Friday, May 27, 2011

My Life As I See It - Drunken Nights Countdown #9

As we continue on... next on the list at the #9 spot is my first experience in Las Vegas with a whole lot of friends back in 2006. While most of my friends went the previous year, I just went with the flow and I enjoyed my time there. Got there Thursday, stayed til Monday, so 4 nights of craziness and insanity with a good group of people.

We Rolled real deep to the clubs
#9: DJ Booth at Body English w/ bonus story

Sept 2006 - Since this was my first time being in Las Vegas, I wanted to make sure of my surroundings so I wouldn't get into any trouble in a different city. Each night we would all meet since we pretty much stayed in the same hotel, and had a few drinks in the system before goin out to the clubs and enjoying ourselves.

The first night out, my friend got his wallet pick-pocketed, and while everyone else left back to the hotel, I was still in the club oblivious to the situation that was occurring at the time. After a while, realizing that everybody was gone, I tried to find the cab line to go back, but ending up in the parking garage and out on the street. Not really wanting to wave down a cab out at this point, I decided on a whim to walk about home, not really sure if I was going in the right direction.

After at least 30 mins later, I got back to the hotel room and kids that were in the room were shocked, asking where I was and thought I was lost and MIA. They told me I was a crazy fool for walking back to the hotel. It was then they told me the details of what happened at the club and why everyone left so early. Now I did feel bad that it happened to my friend, but I was too hungry to really care, and saw that they were eating some McDonald's, so I grabbed some fries and ate that, while my friend who lost his wallet was pissed about the situation. It was later found at the club with everything but the cash, but was a hassle for that ordeal.

That isn't the story that I wanted to share, since I was well aware of MOST of the action that night, but thought it was would be a good transition to what went down a couple of nights later.
This was outside the cab line before one crazy night
Now I've been to Vegas annually dating back to 2006, and out of all the nights that I have been there, drinking and out in the clubs and enjoying a good time with good people, this particular night is the only night I can't recall everything that happened that night or how I was able to make it back to the hotel room, and the only time I threw up while in Vegas.
It all started really while I was watchin some college football at the sports book in our hotel as it was Ohio State and Texas playing. My friends wanted OSU  to win since it would win them some money. It was there they we met a gentlemen named Mike (as I recall) and he was a Texas Tech Alum, so he was also rooting for OSU. Apparently he runs an oil rig so he got rich off that. We talked and befriended him to the point where we later met up to go clubbing together later that evening.

We all where to try to get in to PURE at Caesar's Palace, but the line was ridiculously long and wasn't moving at all. We tried to see if we could tip the bouncers to get in or get a table, but they weren't having it. So we decided to go hit up Body English at Hard Rock Cafe. We rolled deep, so Mike was kind enough to buy a couple of limos for us to roll there. We got in pretty quick, which I didn't know at the time, but Mike paid for our bottle service and we had a table at the club, which explain how we got in considering there was a good number of "dudes' in our group. We had a few drinks there and everyone was having a good time.

A few of my friends befriended the DJ (shoutouts to DJ Dig Dug) from their previous Vegas Trip, so we were able to meet him up in the DJ Booth while he was doing his thing and chilled there. As I was chillin in the booth, there were a couple of girls that were tryin to get in the booth too. I remember one of them was wearing a boa feather thingy and well, that when the night goes from something to black, cause I really dont recall anything after that, but here what my friends would tell me what happened from that night.

One, our new "friend" Mike got bottle service for us, but none of us really knew what was going on as we too drunk to know better, which was cool, until one of his "clients" he took out was harassing our waitress, so we got the boot from the table. The thing is that he left his card there for a tab for us to use for drinks. Not that we would go crazy with it, but it would we use it had we knew at that moment.

The girl in the boa that wanted to check out the DJ booth.... well from what my friends told me, she was dancing all up on my as she was giving me a lapdance, and was at it for a good while. I barely remember even meeting the girl, let alone what went down the rest  of the night. Had I been in a less drunken state, I would think that she was DTF and I would of taken care of that situation [pun intended], but it didn't. I would like to think she was at least cute, but I guess being impaired, I really dont know; however I would saw that she was "doable". Her friend was there too, but I dunno if she was involved in this incident.

Don't even remember anything that happened the rest of that night, or how I was able to get back. My buddies said we took a club back to the hotel. I woke up at around 10 am that Sunday morning, only cause my cell phone rang cause it was my mother calling me to check up and see if I was doing okay and not blowing my cash. I was still drained from the drinking the past few days, and a bit of a hangover cause I had to get up to pick up my phone. After I got off the phone, it wasn't til then did I realized that I was shirtless and saw a bit of vomit on the pillow that I was sleeping on. It wasn't that noticeable but still, pretty nasty. My friend who was sleeping on the other bed told me how I was making spitting sounds and might of spit on my friend who was sleeping on the floor next to the bed. I asked the friend on the floor about it, but he was also drunk himself, so he probably didn't even noticed, but I did feel a lil bad about it if I indeed did.

Although a few of our friends got into PURE as they met up with other friends, I had a good time at Body English with good people that night. While it could of been one of those "What Happens In Vegas Stays in Vegas" moment, it was a good experience, and surprise I haven't more of those nights in Vegas, cause I do drink like every day when I'm there.

That's that for Number 9 on my countdown. We got 8 on the way when I get around to it.

QUOTE TO GO BY:
"A man's true character comes out when he's drunk." (Charlie Chaplin)




Tuesday, May 24, 2011

To Catch A Bike Thief

Your boy Chris Hansen goes from catching child predators to confronting dudes that buy stolen bikes, and dude gets mad cause he got caught in his lie.

Sunday, May 22, 2011

End of the World Fail: Judgement Day Pussy Shit

Supposely the Rapture was goin to happen on May 21, 2011 at 6pm, but we still here and nothing really happened that's newsworthy. So here a dude to speak on it. I guess we'll wait and see what goes down December 2012 to see if the Mayans are right or what.

Saturday, May 21, 2011

Rest In Peace 'Macho Man' Randy Savage

Friday, May 20, 2011, The Macho Man Randy Savage (Real Name Randall Mario Poffo) died in a car crash in which he may had suffered an heart attack just before crashing into a tree in Florida. He was 58 years old. The video is his entrance theme song, which is indeed Pomp and Circumstance aka the Graduation Song

CALL ME SWAG @iamswag

This is one of the reasons I tryin to eliminate the word "SWAG" from my vernacular. Fag ass Sean Combs

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Fitted of the Day #103

New Era 506 Umpire Fitted Cap Mesh Black Sz 7 3/8

Laying the SmackDown on Her Candy Ass! - Get Her Number!

This is pretty funny to watch as bunch of random dudes use catchphrases that WWE wrestlers say to try to pick up girls and get some numbers. Crazy thing is, it sort of works too

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Throwback Pic - Million Dollar Dream

Duke slappin the "Million Dollar Dream" on me
Not even sure when this pic was taken, sometime between 2004-2006. I think I even yakked and I that was only after the prefunk, I didn't want to go to do the clubbin on that night, but I dunno know what was goin on. I remember Duke was clowning on me about it the next day, but I honestly don't remember what happened, so I probably got wasted too early.

Sunday, May 15, 2011

Live Action AGD

From SNL featuring a old favorite with a new twist. No Homo by the way

Chad 85 Rides a Bull

My Life As I See It - Drunken Nights Countdown #10 and #10 and a Half

I was just going to do just one, but after asking a buddy of mine about the intended drunk night, he reminded me of another one that I totally forgot, so I had to add this to the list, and was about to trace back to the exact date of what happened from that night. So enjoy a double whammy of some of my more infamous nights out with friends. Of course, I personally don't remember how it got to this point, but more of my friends telling me after the fact, of how wasted I got from the night before.


 #10 and a Half: ABC Garden Night....?

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Sorry Jumper right after this shot was taken.
I honestly don't remember if the picture up above matches up with this night, but it happened a long time ago. I think this happened back in 2004, maybe early 2005. After this picture was taken, for some reason I got a bit of the liquor in my nose and sneezed on Jumper, who still gives me crap about it today. It was a shot of Stoli (Raspberry), so it wasn't that bad of vodka either. I think there is a chance that I'm mixing a couple of moments together as one night, but really happened on two separate evenings, hard to say for sure.

I don't really remember much details off what happened during the night. This is more drunk moment that I do remember my friends telling me about. Long story short, I just know that we went to go eat at ABC Garden in International District (aka Chinatown). As kids were starting to order, without warning, I just leaned towards to table and vomited all over the table, causing a nasty scene inside the restaurant. Everybody got up, dragged my ass up, and ended up not even eating there, as we were force to leave. One of my friends would later tell me they tipped a few bucks cause they felt bad for my "accident" and how the staff was forced to clean that up. I think another friend was just as drunk as myself, and was lying out on the street acting a fool. I may be mixing up nights, but I do recall that what kids told me that how it happened to end that particular night. Talk about a night-ender.

#10: "No Necesito..."

Hanging out with Khoi and Sammy, was tryin not to look

The picture up above isn't from my drunk night, but is from the previous night as I hung out with mainly the same group of kids for two nights in a row.

This was the story that my friend, Eddie was referring to about. As I was trying to ask him about another drunk night, he reminded me of this time, but it took me a few minutes to figure out the details from that night.  Then it hit me, and I was like "fuck..... now I remember  (dammit)" . So here the details from that night.

This moment took place on August 25,2005. It was almost been a month back since I went to the Dominican Republic to do some volunteer work and tour the country. It was also that my mouth was feeling better as I had oral surgery done earlier in the month to remove all 4 of my wisdom teeth at the same time (got a week off from work cause of it). Sammy was back in town from New York and was visiting, so we hung out with her and a bunch of other friends. I rolled with my boys and we all met up at Belltown Billiards for some pool and some drinks. I don't recall haven't like hella to drink, like a few mixed drinks, but like I can recall leaving the spot, and well, that where it gets interesting.

I woke up the next day with a pretty bad hangover, not remember what happened, and that when my friends told me how the night ended. We got back to Lica's apartment near the UW campus to hang out afterwards. My friends told me that I started to talk in Spanish (not very good at that) and they ask me if I needed aid, so I kept sayin "No Necesito" [not necessary for those that can't understand that]. Shortly after that, I threw up outside the window, but her apartment is like on the 3rd floor. Another night-ender, so my friend went to go get the car  while couple of my boys tried to hold me up and had to drag me out so I could get home for the night. I'm not sure if I made it home, but I missed out on work the next day cause I was too hung over to wake up on time.

I met up a couple days later at the same apartment for a random drinking night in the apartment next to Lica's (college).  A bunch of the kids there remembered me, but I guess for a dubious distinction for being that kid that threw up outside the window previously. They told me that I was so wasted and that I threw up really loud, and how crazy that scene was. They thought I was goin to die, which I'm glad it didn't get to that point. I remember Jumper was also there that night, and started calling me a "local celebrity" cause  a lot of people knew me, but for all the wrong reason. Of course on this night I took it easy on the drinking as I didn't want a repeat of the night a couple of days prior.

QUOTE TO GO BY:
“It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.” (Ralph Waldo Emerson)

Saturday, May 14, 2011

BattleJunkies Nakturnyl's EK

This is a few years old the best to my knowledge, but found it interesting. He has since moved on to another ride, and is still doin his thing as a DJ, with his "high energy set"

Double Dream Feet

Fitted of the Day #102

New Era Kinnikuman "Pentagon" AQUA/TURQUOISE sz 7 3/8
 
close up of the underbill



I know at the intro it says #103, but its should be really #102. This was also from a couple of days back, but the blogger main site was fuckin up, so that the reason for the delay.

Sunday, May 8, 2011

Happy Mother's Day

Just wanted to do a quick shoutout to all the mothers that are doing their families right in the world. Thanks mom. I love you always and thanks for everything.

Sunday, May 1, 2011

Rick Derringer - I am a Real American

Probably more known as the Hulk Hogan music

Osama Bid Laden Dead

It happened on May 1, 2011 as he was killed in a mansion in Islamabad, Pakistan in a US covert operation. This is a huge, historic moment in history.
I turned on TV at 8 pm to try to watch the Simpsons, but then got breaking news coverage, so I then checked out the other channels, and it cover the same news that he was confirmed to be dead. Hopefully this will help the terrorism in the world, but sadly, there be someone from somewhere that is doin harm to people out there in this world, so lets not forget to not do similar actions in the aftermath of a tragic event that was 9/11 and hysteria that seems to repeat itself of hate and anger. Keep it righteous people.